About Me

From metrology standards to cat haiku, I’ve written a little bit of everything. 

A few points of interest:

  • Grew up in Plymouth Meeting, PA, home of the Marching Colonials.
  • Made my Off-Broadway debut at La Mama wearing a paper bag over my head.
  • Once rode a Greyhound bus for three and a half days from CA to NY.
  • I have 26 pairs of Chuck Taylors.
  • Over the years, I’ve written more than 10,600 email subject lines.

Please get in touch:
502.298.3862
jennkemnitz@icloud.com
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